The more him it is, the better the pun. Takes about a minute.
Or what you call him.
Whose dad is he? (Helps us aim the pun.)
Pick a few or add your own. This is where the puns come from.
Optional, but it helps.
For your receipt and a copy of the card. (Not his. No spam, pun of honor.)
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